Archive for May, 2013

Unintended Side-Effects of Watching Twilight

May 31st, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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Of course, it’s also a known fact that if you allow boys to watch Twilight, they end up with more sparkling glitter than the average stripper…

That's What Happens When You Let Your Daughter Watch Twilight...

Editors Are Necessary for Bloggers

May 30th, 2013 at 5:46 pm by Mark
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For three consecutive days, I’ve managed to make very short posts which were still full of typographical and grammatical errors. It’s embarrassing, to say the least, and reflects poorly especially when a significant portion of my own content is poking fun at that very thing. But I digress…

Spell Something Wrong on Paper, Nobody Bats an Eye.  Spell Something Wrong on the Internet, and Everybody Loses They're Minds.

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Happy 10th Birthday, WordPress!

May 29th, 2013 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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On May 27th, 2013, popular blogging software WordPress turned ten years old. In honor of the celebration, the competing Drupal team sent a cake…

Birthday Cake: "Find the Toenail"

Sam’s Club Proves Higher Quality Than WalMart

May 28th, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Despite being owned by the same company, Sam’s Club consistently displays higher standards than their WalMart stores, even when it comes to “weird” clientele…

People of Sam's Club: Guy With an Alligator


Studying Women’s Asses

May 27th, 2013 at 9:01 pm by Mark
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Whether you’re a boob-man or an ass-man, you’ll be shocked by this recent study.

Women's Ass Size Study: There is a new study about women and how they feel about the size of their asses.  The results are rather interesting.  - 30% of women think their ass is too fat.  - 10% of women think their ass is too skinny.  - 60% say they don't care, love him, think he's a good man, and they would't trade him for anything in the world.