Please note that the revised version does not include periods or colons.

Some bitches be trippin’ if they’re not the center of attention…

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office canceled the Washington Redskins’ trademark, effective 18-Jun-2014 because US trademark law does not permit registration of trademarks that “may disparage” individuals or groups. This doesn’t necessarily require the Redskins to change their name as of yet, but will certainly add fuel to the fire for the entire [ridiculous] debate.

I can only channel the old Dr. Pepper commercial and say, “Wouldn’t you like to be a Lincoln, too?”