Archive for November, 2016

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift. If you fall you will B-flat.

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Manager Special at the Asian Store

November 11th, 2016 at 10:38 am by Mike
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As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

It's not just any biscuit. It's ... Majestic Ass Biscuit $4.99

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Stormtrooper Truck Can’t Hit Anything

November 10th, 2016 at 12:22 pm by Mark
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Guaranteed, this truck will never hit anything when driven in reverse… But it’ll prove to make a Hell of an easy target!

Star Wars Stormtroopers: "Best Truck Ever"

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What if Only Children Voted?

November 9th, 2016 at 3:59 pm by Mike
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As long as they don’t forget to drop a few slimy Cheerios on it before turning it in…

Twitter - Ryan George: "Here's what the electoral map would look like if only 3-year-olds voted today."

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Thanksgiving Holiday Tips for the Lonely

November 9th, 2016 at 2:08 pm by Mike
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Can I suggest, “with whole garlic and pepper,” or is it too late for that?

If you’re lonely during thanksgiving put two lemon halves under the skin of your turkey then you can stuff it. Stuff it real good.

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