Archive for November, 2016

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

Manager Special at the Asian Store

November 11th, 2016 at 10:38 am by Mike
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As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

It's not just any biscuit.  It's ... Majestic Ass Biscuit $4.99