Author Archive for Chered

I hate to fill in 'about me' stuff. But my favorite quote is, "Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Maybe It’s Methamphetamine

January 26th, 2015 at 5:15 pm by Chered
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Or maybe Frodo should just stop being a prick and give her back her damn Precious!

Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe It's Methamphetamine

Media Fail: Norman Reedus Edition

January 22nd, 2015 at 5:32 pm by Chered
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Daryl Dixon is not amused.

You Had One Job: Norman Reedus credited as Andrew Lincoln

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Drink Too Much For New Years?

January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered
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I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.

When You Get Wine Hangover, It's Called the Grape Depression

Happy Halloween 2014!

October 31st, 2014 at 5:00 pm by Chered
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Wishing everyone a happy — and safe — Halloween!

How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! Why the fuck are they all carrying candy?

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Colorado Implements Emergency Rules on Marijuana Cookies

August 1st, 2014 at 5:48 pm by Chered
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She better hope they weren’t special cookies

Cookie Monster: "I have 99 cookies because a bitch ate one."