Author Archive for Chered

I hate to fill in 'about me' stuff. But my favorite quote is, "Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Phteven in Yoda Cosplay

July 2nd, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Chered
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“Your faiph in the Dark Fide of the Forph mifplaphed may be!”

Phtar Warph: Revenge of the Phith

“Look, It’s Not What You Think”

June 26th, 2014 at 5:53 pm by Chered
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Some bitches be trippin’ if they’re not the center of attention…

Saw You Petting the Neighbor's Dog. Want to Tell Me What That's All About?

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How Easter Eggs Are Made

April 20th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Chered
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I used to work at a fertility clinic… until one Easter when I hid all the eggs…

This is how Easter Eggs are made. So don't even ask about how the Mini Chocolate eggs are made...

Cheater with a Foot Fetish

April 9th, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Chered
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And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”

Philosoraptor: If a guy has a foot fetish and cheats on his wife... does it mean he got off on the wrong foot?

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Intelligence Test

March 26th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Chered
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Message from a Prick… The “P” is silent.

Only 12% of the worlds population can solve this... Say the opposite of these words in under thirty seconds and comment with the answer. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me. 6. Down