The other day, I decided to take up Juggling for the third time in about a year.  I looked around online and found a number of resources that describe the activity as a good way to relax and get your mind off of things.

Great.

So I went into the warehouse and found three tennis balls.  I also came across a bag with a soccer ball, a football, and a basketball, as well as an assortment of softballs and baseballs.

Most Excellent.

To date I’ve destroyed three glass panes that were lying around, two framed pictures by Ansel Adams.  A framed poster for some shitty movie we worked on.  It had Alan Rickman in it so we were proud of that.  I’ve also managed to knock countless items off of the shelves and knocked over a tray containing a few hundred assorted nuts and bolts.  Oh and the bucket of change.  Yep.  That’s on the floor too.

So far so good!  Now I just can’t wait to start practicing juggling.

Glenn

Excerpt from a conversation between someone and someone else:

“What’s this shit about people fucking themselves by … Glenn?”

“I dunno — some idiot trying to become someone on blogitude.com”

“Sounds like a horrible idea.  Maybe he’s just a friend of Mark’s?”

“Right, probably some programmer/slacker guy in Los Angeles.  Who else likes Melon Flavored Green Tea…?”

“Yeah – no shit!  Either a pansy, or someone trying too hard to be funny.”

“Was something funny?”

“Good point.  I’m gonna go shove a juicebox up my ass, drink a glass of wine, and call it a day…”

“Cheers!”
Happy New Year!

Glenn

The Following Can Go Fuck Themselves Today:

• The ugly loud girl at Starbucks who was too busy being ugly and loud instead of properly putting together an order of a decaf coffe and a mocha.
• The guy at Starbucks who decided it was a good idea to remove melon — yeah I said it… MELON — flavoring for my damn morning green tea.
• Whoever the idiot at Arm and Hammer was who decided to add some element to their laundry detergent that makes my butt, crotch, and armpits itch.  You truly suck sir.
• The idiot in charge of the interface for sharing usb drives within OSX.
• The fuckhead who installed my desk 3 inches too low.  Shit.  That was me.
• Sun Microsystems for that piece of shit application Open Office that sems to crash more often than it allows me to change a default font.
• The grand idiot, Mark Steel, at Blogitidue.com for giving *me* of all people a damn account.  Pendejo.
• Motley Crue for “Home Sweet Home”.

… And I only got to work an hour ago.  This is going to be the best day ever!

Happy New Year!

Glenn