After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
29-year-old Nguyen Ha Dong of Vietnam has removed his viral video game, Flappy Bird, from both Android and iOS marketplaces, citing that the game’s sudden success has ruined his rather simple life.
If you’ve already downloaded Flappy Bird, here’s a great way to ruin your own life — quickly.
Tonight’s return episode of The Walking Dead left a lot of unanswered questions, but had plenty of plot elements to heckle, given that it was based almost entirely around Carl. When Carl began pouring a bowl of cereal, having no milk, I immediately thought of the movie “Friday,” where Craig’s mother said, “Put some water on it. It won’t hurt nothin’.” I couldn’t wait for his father to wake up and yell, “You better put some water on that damn shit!”
And Carl’s little “breakdown” screaming at his comatose father? Well, that just screamed of Smokey’s “mind control over Deebo” …
