Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnetâ„¢ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

Only Josh Can Prevent Wildfires

April 6th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’m not buying it, because I have a feeling that Josh was born well after the 1975 release by Michael Martin Murphey

"Only ________ ('Your Name Here', 'Josh' painted in grafitti) Can Prevent Wildfires."  DAMMIT, JOSH!  You had ONE JOB!

Ironic Word Scrambles

April 5th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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Being lysdexic, Word Jumbles come easy for me.

Ironic Word Jumbles

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Lady Gaga = Nicki Minaj?

April 4th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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In the immortal words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.” Of course, “man” applies to mankind as whole, and, much like in the 1960’s, we see all of these so-called “nonconformists” entirely missing the point and looking like clones…

Lady Gaga Facts @LGMonsterFacts: "5 years of fame and success didn't change Lady Gaga. She's still the same girl she was back in 2008. <3 http://pic.twitter.com/vSbtO8L16a"

Los Twinkies!

April 3rd, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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Apparently, he was fed up with the economy. And with his new Cowboy attire, apparently this whole gun control argument, as well.

Guess who faked its death and fled to Mexico! Rejoice, my friends!

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The Sad Truth About the Economy

April 2nd, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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