The Intoxicase is expensive at $32 or more depending on your iPhone and options. If you really wanna break your iPhone’s screen that badly, Be A Headcase is more cost effective and available both for the iPhone 3 and iPhone 4. And, if you’re truly that iStupid, you’ll probably want this as well…

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and the idiot taking your order looks at you and says, “Do you want cheese on that?” There might be a reason…

Remember the days before cellphones, when you were a kid, and the worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties?

Sometimes it is okay to play with your food.