He says he can’t live there, but he seems to be doing quite a (weird) job of it, doesn’t he?

Rude behavior, poor driving skills, parking, mobs of people and pathetic customer service are but a few things I hate about shopping during the Christmas season. But on the bright side, given that everyone and their next-door-neighbor’s uncle’s best friend’s sarcastic cousin are parked in front of any given store at any given time, you can always have a laugh reading the bumper and window stickers on their cars…

Of course, when reading the lyrics to George and Ira Gershwin’s “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off,” the song doesn’t really make a lot of sense, either…

Despite being manufactured in China, the iPhone 5 hasn’t been well received amongst Chinese…

Meanwhile, in a brew pub near you, a hipster is telling a young music major that he liked B Sharp before it was hot…