Spoiled Milk?
June 18th, 2013 at 5:06 pm by Mark
Tags: innuendo, kids, milk, spoiled
Suggestion: Remember that there’s no sense crying over spilt milk.
Tags: innuendo, kids, milk, spoiled
Name a Popular Queen?
June 17th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by MarkTags: fail, freddie mercury, movies, popular, queen, rupaul, schools
Fail! It said Queen, not Queen member. And, with popular, mainstream choices like Bernadette Bassinger, Felicia Jollygoodfellow, Noxeema Jackson, Vida Boheme, Chi Chi Rodriguez, and RuPaul, that just seems wrong… Or maybe it’s just me… I mean… Nevermind.
WalMart: Where Beer is More Important Than Food
June 16th, 2013 at 5:45 pm by MarkTags: Beer, cheese, eggs, food, groceries, milk, walmart
Apparently, someone said, “F@#$ it, tomorrow’s Monday,” at WalMart tonight. Of course, I can also remember a time when I might have considered this “one stop shopping.”
Sightings of Multiple Bears in Knoxville
June 15th, 2013 at 5:39 pm by MarkTags: animals, bears, cats, knoxville
Breaking news from Knoxville, where after multiple complaints of multiple bears roaming the city, one young bear was captured on Sutherland Avenue. Area cats remain apathetic.
Choice Way to Get Expelled From School
June 14th, 2013 at 5:42 pm by MarkTags: gun control, guns, law, school, schools
With the rash of Anti-Gun, Zero-Tolerance going around lately, I can only say — kids, don’t try this at school!
