This makes complete sense, especially when I consider one dog who incessantly peed on the toilet…

Raccoons, while undeniably cute, are one of the most destructive and annoying animals that exist throughout the midwest. They show little fear of humans, steal anything shiny that they can find, rummage through anything you’ve left outside, attempt every way in the world to get inside your home or garage and for some reason, most dogs don’t pay them any mind. And despite being little more than thieves, bandits and plunderers, they can still walk up and get on your good side…

No cat I’ve ever owned has been this bad, but all of them have have delusions of Monarchy.

Breaking news from Knoxville, where after multiple complaints of multiple bears roaming the city, one young bear was captured on Sutherland Avenue. Area cats remain apathetic.

Doesn’t bother me.

I ate at Panda Garden last night, which has a picture of a Koala on its sign. Around the corner from them is a “Christan” book store, which had “Fifty Shades of Grey” proudly displayed in the window. Just up from there was the Mattress Outlet, which only sold waterbeds.

Strip malls are always bizarre…