If Lisa Lampanelli is the Queen of Mean and Lady Gaga is the Empress of Eccentricity, then Nicki Minaj is definitely the Sovereign of Stupidity.

I disagree with the sentiment that 21-Dec-2012 will be the most annoying day in Facebook history, especially given that on 22-Dec-2012, no less than two hundred million idiots will be pretending that at least half of their “friends” actually believe the hype about the Mayan calendar and the end of the world, and smugly gloating, “See? I told you morons there would be no Apocalypse!”

Besides, everyone knows the Most Annoying Day in Facebook History was the day this asshat started a Facebook fan page…

I’d blame the $500 Million Powerball Lottery jackpot, but it started prior to that. I’d blame the Holiday season, but it started before that, as well. The problem is that a short, five-mile drive now results in no less than three near-head-on collisions, at least two incidents where a driver takes a right turn from the far left lane with no regard for other traffic, at least one person who pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of you when you’re only ten feet from them, and no less than four morons who keep inching out at stops and nearly take out the entire right side of your vehicle. I’m gonna have to go with Early Grace’s explanation of this phenomenon…

Some people are such jerks…

After hearing that someone’s dressing up as a Witch for Halloween, I thought, “That’s not altogether different from what she is every other day of the year, except that it’s usually with a capital B…”