The average price of a case of beer — which contains around three gallons — is still $20, putting the ultra-premium fuel at approximately $6.66 per gallon. Given the sign comes from Alabama, the numeric value may be precisely why they didn’t bother to do that part of the math…

So do the parents…

Meanwhile, in crazy land…

It was, in fact, a ceramic squirrel, and the entire thing happened because the guy didn’t bring his wife back any beer. He was also, in fact, in the kitchen, unsupervised, making his own damn sammich when the attack occurred.

This story is starting to sound eerily familiar… But I digress. *cough*

Note: Courtesy of NBC 9, Story at NBC 2

As accidental — albeit stupid — as it might be, you just know there’s going to be some serious fallout… [pun intended]

Apparently, someone said, “F@#$ it, tomorrow’s Monday,” at WalMart tonight. Of course, I can also remember a time when I might have considered this “one stop shopping.”