On the third day, following his persecution by dogs, he was risen. Nine times.

In contrast to dogs, cats rub your legs because they want attention — not because they’re horny.

I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.

I’ve done some exceptional SMS pranks, but this one deserves an Award.

Note: Too bad there’s no attribution, because this is truly brilliant.

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!