Posts Tagged with "cellphones"

Be Careful What You Ask For

July 2nd, 2013 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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You might just get it…

"Got me a Chevy Colorado." "No shit?"  "Hech yeah. 07 with 34,000 on it. Sharp. Got it for 9900. Loan value is 13,500."  "Send me a pic."  "Weird time to ask but ok."

Amidst Tax Slams, Apple Unveils iPhone 6

May 22nd, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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Amidst slams of tax evasion by the several world governments, and after years of throwing everything but the kitchen sink into what used to be known as the “cellular telephone,” Apple has made yet another paradigm shift for their next iPhone…

iPhone 6: No Apps.  No Internet.  No distractions.

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Enough Duckface, Already!

April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.

The Future: An inspecific amount of time beyond now when one remembers this photo while taking a duckface photo in the bathroom with their phone and feels stupid.

Cellphone Ancestry

February 26th, 2013 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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The adolescent phone snickered for hours when the elder cellphone told him about his great-great-grandfather’s massive crank…

Cellphone: "That's right, dead, our ancestors had tails."

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Gay or Straight?

October 1st, 2012 at 9:14 pm by Mark
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That totally didn’t answer the question, did it? That said, I can’t remember the last time I described any woman’s breasts as “fantastic” …