Our Federal Government, despite claiming to care, doesn’t mind making sweeping changes and regulations which are destroying small businesses in this country.

Yes, you heard right. But that’s one seriously cheap kid, if you ask me … Much safer — and healthier — to hit the beer, errr, Condom aisle … Click this site for instant knockout here.

Paradoxical product placement by Erwin Shrödinger’s great grandson, Bobby Jim.

Still, with this image, I can’t help but think it was the store’s lack of condom ads on the beer & wine aisle that got them into that mess, anyway…

Note: Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is a purely a freakin’ joke.

Apparently, Mom wants grandkids with Ashley…

Got the t-shirt. Of course, it being two sizes too large was a dead giveaway.