Obviously, He’s Trying too Hard to Get Laid…
April 26th, 2012 at 5:18 pm by MarkTags: cellphones, dating, fail, music, necrophilia, nickelback, sex
Seriously, what guy actually listens to Nickelback?
Seriously, what guy actually listens to Nickelback?
How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them? Of course, here they take it on with a harmless joke, and finding a funny side to situations is healthy! Some people do have questions like these however. How to talk to girls, or even once you have, how to last longer in bed are very common questions that people can sadly be to timid or not have the right person to talk to about it. Talk to a trusted friend, or a counselor, and be careful what advice you choose to listen to online if you decide to look for answers there. Be ready to run into many funny posts on the topic like this one! Don’t get frustrated, all posts like this one mean is that it is that prevalent, and therefore perfectly ok to not know how to deal with yourself. Allow yourself to have fun with it too!
In this day and age, how many Women in this situation would believe that that’s his problem?
Although, you have to admire how straightforward he was about it.
Perhaps Jessica doesn’t care for his incessant references to Star Wars. Perhaps she’s worried about his obsessive attention to fantasy. Perhaps it’s disheartening that he won’t take “no,” for an answer. But the primary reason Jessica doesn’t want to be with him is because he WANTS TO CUT HER OPEN, PULL OUT HER GUTS AND CLIMB INSIDE HER TO KEEP WARM! WHAT THE FUCK?!