Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

I was nearly fluent in Spanish years ago. Now the only thing I can remember with any certainty is, “Tengo un bolígrafo rojo.” But I don’t really have a red pen… Or a red stapler, for that matter…

Of course, if this Yearbook had been from a Florida high school, the typo would have made perfectly good sense.

After all of this, my fortune said, “You have an interesting tool for success. Use it wisely.” I didn’t even have to add, “…in bed” to the end.

In the immortal words of a very mortal Facebook user:

I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.