You can help avoid burns like these by thinking before you type a status update.

Apparently, she took Pink Floyd a little too seriously.

Of course, when reading the lyrics to George and Ira Gershwin’s “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off,” the song doesn’t really make a lot of sense, either…

Even according to the Amazon reviewer known only as, “Jimmy”:

Worked like a charm, but as soon as I opened it it had an above averagely odd smell. I mean, most DVDs smell weird. But THIS one. Woah. They should really put a warning on this thing.

Coordination Group Publications, Ltd. (UK) seems to have an issue with their MathsTutor: GCSE Maths Tutorials DVD-ROM, Higher Level DVD…

Jimmy might also want to try the English tutorial after making up a word like, “averagely.”

I assume they meant “FINED.”