Yeah, this totally sounds like something I’d do…

This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”

I know you’ve heard the line, “After 3AM, everyone’s gorgeous.” It’s important to make your decisions prior to drinking.

How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them? Of course, here they take it on with a harmless joke, and finding a funny side to situations is healthy! Some people do have questions like these however. How to talk to girls, or even once you have, how to last longer in bed are very common questions that people can sadly be to timid or not have the right person to talk to about it. Talk to a trusted friend, or a counselor, and be careful what advice you choose to listen to online if you decide to look for answers there. Be ready to run into many funny posts on the topic like this one! Don’t get frustrated, all posts like this one mean is that it is that prevalent, and therefore perfectly ok to not know how to deal with yourself. Allow yourself to have fun with it too!

This rule also applies to lollipops, popsicles, corn dogs, and other phallus-shaped items which may not be restricted entirely to food… Unless, of course, you’re trying to get someone’s attention…