Posts Tagged with "food"

Dr. Pepper Accepted at McDonald’s

March 29th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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I’ll be the asshole at the drive-thru trying to pay for my upsized double-quarter-pounder with four two-liter Dr. Peppers…

Visa. Mastercard. American Express. Discover. Star. Interlink. McDonald's Arch Card. Oh, good. They accept Dr. Pepper here!

Hostess Bankrupt Due to Racism?

March 28th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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While everyone remembers the demise of the Twinkie, only a handful of people remembered that Hostess also produced Wonder Bread. They will now be distinctly remembered in History for their poor product packaging layout, marketing their bread to Smart White Kids instead of other minorities…

Wonder Break: Smart White Kids

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Banana Porn

March 16th, 2013 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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Even better with whipped cream and chocolate syrup…

Banana Porn: That's it, baby. Peel it off real nice and slow.

Manager’s Special at the Grocery Outlet

March 14th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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While this sort of abbreviation might be okay for the inventory control system, it’s simply not suitable for customers. Especially customers like me who immediately think, “Just how tasty are they?” “Are they made with real ass?” or “How many white people can they fit in a box that small?”

Managers Special: Tasty Ass Crackers 165G - $1.99 - Save $1.000

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China Chef: In the Strip Mall Next to the Animal Hospital

February 28th, 2013 at 7:58 pm by Mark
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Doesn’t bother me.

I ate at Panda Garden last night, which has a picture of a Koala on its sign. Around the corner from them is a “Christan” book store, which had “Fifty Shades of Grey” proudly displayed in the window. Just up from there was the Mattress Outlet, which only sold waterbeds.

Strip malls are always bizarre…

Animal Hospital beside a Chinese Restaurant? That's suspicious...