In any sort of relationship where two adults must live in close proximity, there are certain things each much be considerate of. While personal hygeine is certainly important, it doesn’t trump the fact that cleaning up after yourself can sometimes be even more important…
An amazing CGI special effect that makes you wonder WTF? Why?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EivLdOfH9Q
Imagine how this might’ve gone had they drank *all* of the beer…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRbCntKLt3c
Reliable, computerized Voice Recognition technology has been available since the 1980’s, with vast strides in multilingual and dialectical capabilities becoming mainstream in the mid-1990’s. Leave it to Google’s cutting-edge software development team to re-invent the wheel — as a box.
Today’s Asshat of the Day goes to Dallas County, Texas Commissioner, John Wiley Price, who recently garnered national media attention for saying to the white consituency gathered at a County Commission Public Meeting, “You’re all white. Go to Hell.”
Black Hole (n.): 1. A region of space from which nothing, not even light, can escape; 2. A slang term used to describe a location or body where things disappear, never to be seen again, especially paperwork and/or money.
Asshole (n.): 1. The anus; 2. A slang term referring to a person who acts maliciously without care or reason.
Moulinyan (n.): 1. Italian for “Black Eggplant;” 2. An Italian-American slang term used as a racial slur against our darker-skinned population. See also, “Mouli,” which, in addition to being a brand of food processor & slicers, was adopted in short for television and movies in order to prevent upset from the general population.
Mullah (n.): 1. Muslim man educated in Islamic Law; 2. A Muslim vicar, leader or guardian; 3. An English slang term for a Muslim despot.
Moolah (n.): 1. An Italian-American slang term for “money.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yrdRh24-LQ
Mr. Price continues to be unapologetic to his constituency, claiming that the speaker, Jeff Turner, was using the word, “moolah,” and that it was a “racial epithet.” Anyone with half a brain knows the difference between those words, however, it seems that Mr. Price is missing that half.
Asshat (n.): 1. A slang term for someone who acts with such beligerant ignorance or stupidity that they must have their head up their ass, as if wearing it as a hat.
Commissioner Price Tells Citizens to ‘Go to Hell’: MyFoxDFW.com
Fortunately, there was at least one more of those “Anglos” around to put it all into perspective. Apparently, not only did he have half a brain, he wasn’t a racist asshat.
Speaker Said ‘Mullah,’ Price Heard ‘Moolah’: MyFoxDFW.com
Personally, I’m thankful that Mr. Price hasn’t found out that Ruby Tuesday serves Cajun Blackened Chicken, because once he does, there’s gonna Hell to pay!
