The use of automated spell checkers and Short Message Services (SMS) have made a large percentage of our youth functionally illiterate. Poor spelling and stunted vocabulary aside, the lack of proper punctuation is often even more detrimental when attempting to convey information and ideas.

Of course, possessing this much brilliant sarcasm may also be a reason he’s still single.

English is a very complex language with many subtleties. In addition to being modified by adjectives, nouns can also be modified by other nouns. In certain instances, the incorrect usage of nouns can lead to rather embarrassing, or even dangerous, conversations.

The only way this product could have been worse is if you blow into the straw and Buzz Lightyear says, “To infinity, and beyond your lips.”

Note: Toy Story and Buzz Lightyear are ™ & © 1995-2012 Disney/Pixar. All Rights Reserved.

As if the Dating scene wasn’t traumatic enough…