Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

Random Pizza Innuendos

February 24th, 2014 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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Yeah, this totally sounds like something I’d do…

Richie via Facebook: I ordered a pizza the other day, when she read the order back to me, she said, "You have one thick sausage, anything else?" I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I ordered pizza, too."

Smelly Balls?

February 21st, 2014 at 7:11 pm by Mark
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In another country, I once saw a restaurant selling, “Smelly Fish Balls” — a nasty, deep-fried treat of fish skins, salt and flour. Seems like they were 99 pence, too…

Smelly Balls - 99p

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Camel Art, Anyone?

February 15th, 2014 at 5:20 pm by Mark
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January 15th, 2014 was the start of the Bikaner Camel Festival in Bikaner, Rajasthan, India. Unlike here in America, they tend care about grooming the whole camel rather than just the toes…

Pimp My Ride: Bikaner, India Edition

Tasteless Valentines Day Gift

February 14th, 2014 at 9:57 pm by Mark
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At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…

Little Critters Pet Store Sign: "Give Your Valentine Crabs!  All Crabs 25% Off!"

Tip: Vlas, via Facebook

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Honesty in Valentine Cards

February 14th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Mark
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Let’s be honest: 95% of people who are thinking about someone on Valentine’s Day are thinking this anyway.

Thinking of You ... Naked.