Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

Some People Not Fond of Snow

February 13th, 2014 at 1:02 pm by Mark
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I love snow. I’ve got nine inches. Got quite a lot of snow, too.

Church Sign: "If you're praying for a Blizzard please go to Dairy Queen."

What if Hooter’s Had Delivery?

February 12th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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If IHOP had delivery, would it be called IRAN?

If Hooter's had delivery, would it be called "Knockers?"

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Shocking Ice Cream

February 10th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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Trivia: “The Shocker” has its own Wikipedia page.

As for me, I’ll never be able to look at Neapolitan Ice Cream without laughing. Welcome to my world.

The Shocker: In Neapolitan Ice Cream

Tip: Brock, via Facebook

Hello Kitty Does WHAT?

February 9th, 2014 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s better just to walk away rather than comment. Today is one of those days.

Target Price Tag: "DVD Video, Hello Kitty Eats her V, 9.99"  Grumpy Cat's Response: "No. Err... Wait.. What?"

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Another Disturbing Pickup Line

February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.

"The couch pulls out but I don't."