Apparently, she took Pink Floyd a little too seriously.

It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2012:

#10: Facebook Relationship Status
February 9th, 2012 at 12:12 pm by Mark

They really should implement this…

#9: Questioning Your Sexual Orientation?
April 16th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark

If you’re unclear about whether you’re homosexual or bisexual, this may help you. Perhaps you’re merely one of 1.34 billion Chinese.

#8: Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts Revenge
March 7th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark

I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.

#7: This Pickup Line Can’t Fail
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark

Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…

#6: Speaking of Duckface Photos…
April 13th, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark

It’s not rabbit season … It’s duck season!

#5: The Difference Between Cats and Dogs
February 24th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!

#4: How to Really Enjoy Rock-Paper-Scissors
June 14th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you have to bend the rules.

#3: Open Season on Duckface Photos
April 13th, 2012 at 12:02 pm by Mark

If the meme isn’t enough for you, be sure to play the video game!

#2: Social Studies Win
March 12th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark

I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!

#1: Safe Sex Fail
March 10th, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Mark

Apparently, Mom wants grandkids with Ashley…

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!

     This post isn’t canned. I’m trying to hit “Publish” at exactly the right time. For the first New Years in — god, a lot of years — I am currently drinking the bottle of wine that was supposed to be drank at a wedding that never happened two years ago. And I’m glad to be rid of it. 🙂

     It’s been a year of Crazy, a year of Broke, a year of Worrying, a year of Stress, a year of Greed and a year of Tinfoil Hats.  So …

     I just hope everyone has a better one.  🙂  

     Have fun. 🙂  And Happy New Year!

     Of course, judging by everything I’ve seen and heard tonight, I am the only person who’s still SOBER at 1AM on New Year’s…

     So a Public Service Announcement to everyone east of Colorado (because, hey, who cares about those people west of Colorado, anyway, right? *snicker*):

     Please be safe and don’t start out your New Year with a Drunk and Disorderly, a DUI or a Vehicular Homicide. 

     In other words, don’t get f*%$ed while getting f*%$ed up.  Unless you’re f*%$ing while f*%$ed up.

     So, you all have your fun, and I’ll just keep sitting here NOT f*%$ing OR getting f*%$ed up.

     kthnx.

     Happy New Year.

Two hores ago we blassed in New Year 2009 while laughing our asses off at freezing tempartures in Knoxvillle, TN and Washington, District of Conspiracy while were out under the thatch wiht plenty of tiki torhc lights!

So Haoppy New Rear from the Caribean where its nice and warm and white women dance funny because they all dirnk too much!

Now we go start NEw Year out with a bang! 🙂