Someone asked, “All of his singles are platinum, he has more than a billion fans, is easily as recognizable than Darth Vader, never has to worry about his retirement and he’s only eighteen years old. What do you have?”

“A penis,” I replied. “I’m jus’ sayin’…”

Suddenly, Tommy realized taking a pee in his neighbor’s front yard wasn’t such a good idea…

It’s worth noting that Xbox Support reps have an advanced sense of sarcasm and innuendo in comparison to normal Customer Service people.

When I’m at work, I often find that I’ve left something I needed at home. Usually, it’s keys, my wireless mouse or paperwork. Mr. Potato Head could potentially forget a Hell of lot more, bringing to mind that bizarre King Missile song from a few years ago…

English is a very complex language with many subtleties. In addition to being modified by adjectives, nouns can also be modified by other nouns. In certain instances, the incorrect usage of nouns can lead to rather embarrassing, or even dangerous, conversations.