February 14th, 2014 at 9:57 pm by Mark
Tags: crabs, funny signs, gifts, innuendo, pets, sarcasm, std, valentines day
At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…
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January 14th, 2014 at 5:36 pm by Mark
Tags: bacon, dogs, food, pets, pigs, vegetarians
Regardless of how some people try and blur the lines, some animals are pets and some animals are food.
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July 27th, 2012 at 9:32 pm by Mark
Tags: animals, cats, humor, pets
In contrast to dogs, cats rub your legs because they want attention — not because they’re horny.
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July 27th, 2012 at 5:29 pm by Mark
Tags: animals, dogs, friends, humor, pets
By contrast, lock a friend and your dog in the trunk for twelve hours. Which one will be happy to see you when you open it?
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