A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

Sometimes, even vegetarians crave a good, juicy bacon cheeseburger.

Regardless of how some people try and blur the lines, some animals are pets and some animals are food.

Did you hear the one about the Pig who walked into the hospital?

Mmm, Bacon! Not done yet…