The Transport Security Administration has agreed not to touch my monkey when I go to the airport.
However, they reserve the right to visually inspect its genital area…
Is it just me, or does Steve Jobs look like a younger, just as arrogant, Grand Moff Tarkin? I can totally see Apple releasing their fully operational battle station… and his famous last words, “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” only moments before a spec of dust manages to…
Nevermind… I’m just sayin’…
When I think about the really bad 80’s movie, The Lost Boys (starring a couple of Corey’s and a young 24 Star), the only thing that’s truly memorable is Grandpa’s line at the end…
That’s one thing I always hated about Santa Carla… all the goddamn vampires!
Apparently, Lawndale, California will have no such problem, thanks to patriots like Councilman Jim Ramsey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bNvt-z0QiM
When you consider Lawndale’s geographic location, it’s pretty sound logic, methinks. There are plenty of things that suck around there.
Hat tip Sara @ Daily Shite
On December 24th, 2009 a Nigerian national tried to detonate his underwear over Detroit.
As of December 30th, 7AM Pacific, we have still not bombed the shit out of anyone.
This smacks of the Bombing of the USS Cole, and the lack of a strong response by the Clinton Administration, leading to the bombing of The Towers in New York.
If the current administration doesn’t do something soon, in 2012 we’ll see a strong reemergence of the Republican Party.
And so the pendulum swings.
At 12:01AM Tuesday, November 10th, 2009, Infinity Ward’s much lauded video game, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, was released with much fanfare. Retailers such as Gamestop, Walmart and Target have reported record post-midnight sales, with regular sales expected to increase throughout the Holiday season.
White House economic analysts are baffled at the sudden, unexpected increase in consumer spending, however, the Obama camp is taking credit for the situation nonetheless.
When President Obama was interrupted during this morning’s back-door meeting with other White House smokers, he was asked how a Video Game manufacturer has managed to stimulate the economy moreso than any amount of Presidential tactics used since his election.
An obviously perplexed Obama replied, “Umm…”
Despite this unexpected economic upturn, the Federal rate of umemployment is expected to increase sharply during the next few weeks, especially in males between the ages of 35 and 45 who own an Xbox 360.
We will attempt to keep you informed of more important economic updates here at blogitude.com.
