January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
Tags: bestiality, innuendo, new-zealand, pigs, sex, sheep
A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.
Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”
“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.
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January 21st, 2014 at 3:59 pm by Mark
Tags: ambitions, funny signs, innuendo, sex
It’s always good to have career ambitions.
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January 17th, 2014 at 9:35 pm by Mark
Tags: food, innuendo, NSFW, pussy, sammich, sex, vagina
The least he could do is eat it. The best he could do is finish.
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January 5th, 2014 at 5:51 pm by Mark
Tags: innuendo, sex, star wars, Stormtroopers
Shoot first, and ask questions later seems to be the trend of the average Stormtrooper. That must lead to real letdowns…
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June 9th, 2013 at 9:12 pm by Mark
Tags: funny signs, innuendo, marriage, penis, sex
I suppose saying, “When I think about marriage counseling, I always think of Safeway,” might be a little more socially acceptable than saying, “That’s what she said.”
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