Posts Tagged with "sex"

Techniques Learned From Porn

February 20th, 2014 at 9:09 pm by Mark
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It seems that freely available internet porn has made many people have some rather ridiculous expectations of their partners, although there are sites where you can find adult material, so if you’re looking for that, click here for this.

* During Sex, I suddenly stop moving. *  Her: "What are you doing?"  Me: "Shhh, it's ok, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called Buffering."

Honesty in Valentine Cards

February 14th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Mark
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Let’s be honest: 95% of people who are thinking about someone on Valentine’s Day are thinking this anyway.

Thinking of You ... Naked.

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Shocking Ice Cream

February 10th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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Trivia: “The Shocker” has its own Wikipedia page.

As for me, I’ll never be able to look at Neapolitan Ice Cream without laughing. Welcome to my world.

The Shocker: In Neapolitan Ice Cream

Tip: Brock, via Facebook

Another Disturbing Pickup Line

February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.

"The couch pulls out but I don't."

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I Don’t Think That’s What They Meant…

January 29th, 2014 at 7:21 pm by Mark
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On the off chance that this wasn’t just a complete misunderstanding about a “delivery” video, some things about your parents are just better left unspoken, unwritten and unknown…

VHS Label: "The Making of You.  Starring Mommy & Daddy, w/ a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill."