It seems that freely available internet porn has made many people have some rather ridiculous expectations of their partners, although there are sites where you can find adult material, so if you’re looking for that, click here for this.

Let’s be honest: 95% of people who are thinking about someone on Valentine’s Day are thinking this anyway.

Trivia: “The Shocker” has its own Wikipedia page.

As for me, I’ll never be able to look at Neapolitan Ice Cream without laughing. Welcome to my world.

Tip: Brock, via Facebook

Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.

On the off chance that this wasn’t just a complete misunderstanding about a “delivery” video, some things about your parents are just better left unspoken, unwritten and unknown…