Any questions?

Clearly, there’s a simple reason why it wouldn’t work … at least, not after the first “STOP.” This April Fools joke from 1949 probably messed with a lot of people, though.

If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a million times: If there’s nudity involved, every guy suddenly becomes a Professional Photographer — as a ruse, as the finished product most always shows. Fortunately, an actual Photographer can be easily spotted by his attention and knowlege of Lighting and … Position.

Seriously, what guy actually listens to Nickelback?

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