Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14th, 2014 at 1:18 pm by Mark
Tags: disfunctional, love, relationships, single, valentines day
Chin up. You could be with one of these…
Posts Tagged with "single"
Tags: disfunctional, love, relationships, single, valentines day
Acronym Fail
February 2nd, 2014 at 5:08 pm by MarkTags: acronyms, facebook, single
The trick is to never, ever try and make up an acronym that has any of your own initials…
A Rather Harsh Reality
March 6th, 2013 at 5:57 pm by MarkTags: honey boo boo, relationships, single, women
Sometimes women can be absolutely vicious with one another…
There’s a Reason This Guy is Single
March 26th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by MarkTags: dating, murder, psycho, sarcasm, single, stalking, star wars, tauntaun
Perhaps Jessica doesn’t care for his incessant references to Star Wars. Perhaps she’s worried about his obsessive attention to fantasy. Perhaps it’s disheartening that he won’t take “no,” for an answer. But the primary reason Jessica doesn’t want to be with him is because he WANTS TO CUT HER OPEN, PULL OUT HER GUTS AND CLIMB INSIDE HER TO KEEP WARM! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Suicide Prevention Tips on Single-Serve Meals
March 29th, 2010 at 11:00 am by MarkTags: cooking, dailyshite, food, humor, microwave, sarcasm, single, suicide, the onion, video
Yes, I admit, the thought of the rotating whir as the microwave heats up a ready-made frozen tray of less-than-nutritious, cardboard-flavoured food would make me want to kill myself, too. Fortunately, I know how to cook.
