As if the Honey Badger itself wasn’t funny enough, now there’s a Honey Badger for WordPress geeks.
What’s that? add_meta_box() is for the admin only? WP Honey Badger don’t care; WP Honey Badger don’t give a shit. WP Honey Badger is gonna include the shit out of wp-admin/includes/template.php in a template file.
Reliable, computerized Voice Recognition technology has been available since the 1980’s, with vast strides in multilingual and dialectical capabilities becoming mainstream in the mid-1990’s. Leave it to Google’s cutting-edge software development team to re-invent the wheel — as a box.
So in the process of cleaning this blog up, pulling out some fluff and doubling the speed, I ran across a several bits of “extra” code that are quite a lot less than necessary…
Can someone please tell what this means?
… [This plugin] is in the 2.6 version of WordPress after the automatic accession to the revised edition of the journal preservation cause, you modify a log of each, will add a revision, if you modify many times, log on the few speeches, it will be a very frightening number!If you have 100 on the log, your revisiong redundancy may be as many as 1,000 articles!
[This plugin] is the end came, to delete a large number of redundant revision to increase the speed of implementation of the SQL statement, WordPress upgrade the speed there is a lot of benefits!
Thank you for your useing. I hope this will give you convenient plug-ins!
I has a loss…
And if you think the Engrish is bad, you should see the math it does…
Now You have 838 posts ,Up to now [this plugin] has deteted 1042 post revision of dedundancy,it’s easy . Wish happy ending !
Regardless of how many times I run it, 838 != 1042.
So I’m sitting down to play another friggin’ boring game of Call of Duty: World at War on the Xbox 360. I hate that game. I truly do. I play it because a few friends drag me in, and tonight, I decided try and improve my gamer score a little.
But no bones about it, I hate the game. It’s laggy-slow. It commandeers bandwidth worse than the porn-hungry neighbor who “stealz ur internets.” The glitches and screen artifacts pretty much screw up any chance of having a decent experience playing the game in multiplayer mode. The bug reporting mechanism to the manufacturer, Treyarch, pretty well leaves you open to be bashed and belittled by the game’s developers for even having the balls to open your mouth about their precious turd.
And if friends would stop playing it, so would I. Which is why I’m looking forward to Infinity Ward’s release next month: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, because Treyarch, and their patheticly overdone World War II scenarios, can suck my left nut, right nut and anus. Or, better yet, Brandon’s anus…
So anyway … About an hour ago, I was abruptly disconnected from Xbox LIVE for an update. It took a several minutes.
“Okay, WTF?”
My Xbox restarted, downloaded a few more updates. Restarted again.
By 10PM EST, I was back online, with a new tab in my dashboard.
“Xbox Preview.”
Ahh, looking around… Facebook? Check. Twitter? Check. Zune Video Marketplace? Check. Xbox LIVE News? Check. MSNBC? Check. Dillbert? Check. The New Yorker Cartoons? Check. last.fm? Well… if you can call it that.
Yep … all working … trippy … so I send out a couple of test messages on Twitter, update my Facebook status, browse friends and leave a couple comments…
Then I start screwing around with the absolute worst interface ever: The last.fm app seriously sucks. I can’t even explain “why” it sucks, except to say, you’ll have to experience the suckiness yourself to understand. Basically, if you’re looking for something easy to use, sensible, start a channel and add music to it, you’re pretty well going to be in “WTF?” land for a while.
That aside … It’s still a bunch of neat new toys. If you’d like to sign up for the “next generation” Xbox 360 Dashboard, go and register. And get one of these, because you’re gonna need it…
Why, now, I can see when this Brandon twit decides to Tweet that he’s going to take a crap … without having to log into my PC … *rolls eyes*
At the beginning of last year, Matt Mullenweg of WordPress stated that the takeover of MySQL by Sun Microsystems was, “a good thing.” Being that MySQL is the world’s most popular “free” Database solution, I immediately registered my concern, based on the twenty years of experience working with Sun’s products, vendors and support staff, and the general malaise that has existed at the company since 2002.
A software developer, working on a for-profit website, contacted me today, more than a little worried over something Sun had told them…
“Since you’re running your application on top of MySQL, you are required to purchase an enterprise license for MySQL.”
So it seems that Sun wants to change the terms of the Free, Open Source version of the MySQL product such that any software developer who allows the use of their Free, Open Source backend has to pay Sun a small fortune for an Enterprise MySQL License. Not only is it complete and utter bullshit, this is typical of Sun’s usual strong-arm tactics which nearly every commenter on Matt’s article warned about.
In nearly all instances of PHP software development, MySQL is merely being used a storage backend. No part of MySQL is being reproduced or packaged with any PHP software that I can think of, whether said software is Open Source, GPL, Freeware, or a Commercial Product.
And if they are willing to lie and attempt to cheat software developers out of their meager savings, then how well does this bode for future software development using MySQL as a backend?
Will Sun attempt to go after for-profit Internet Service Providers who provide users with the ability to devlop their own Database applications, or use MySQL as a backend to other web-based applications? Will Sun attempt to go after Hosting providers who do the same?
You can expect as much from a company who was a proven track-record of being one of the most greedy corporations on the planet. If it weren’t for their benefactors in the US Government, who heavily utilized their overpriced hardware and ridiculously priced “Platinum” support packages, Sun would have gone bust a long time ago. But, with your tax dollars footing their equity, Sun even managed to send their multi-million dollar Platinum Support customers to deal with ill-trained, rural support staff based in India… So much for Platinum, eh?
PostGreSQL is looking better and better…
