Myself, I prefer the Apple Butter made by Mennonites, but only because I’ve never been one to give money to strange ho’s.

For three consecutive days, I’ve managed to make very short posts which were still full of typographical and grammatical errors. It’s embarrassing, to say the least, and reflects poorly especially when a significant portion of my own content is poking fun at that very thing. But I digress…

After all of this, my fortune said, “You have an interesting tool for success. Use it wisely.” I didn’t even have to add, “…in bed” to the end.

In the immortal words of a very mortal Facebook user:

I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.

Apparently, she took Pink Floyd a little too seriously.