At least two billion men agree … and perhaps a billion or so women, as well …

Onion Investigative Stalk… umm… Reporter Gavin Fisher attempts to understand whether he should give his waitress a large tip or the entire shaft.

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Only one thing is certain: he wouldn’t have Jesus on IM …

They say that many men gives their penis a name because they don’t want a stranger making ninety percent of their decisions.  My penis, for instance, is named Dwayne Johnson, although it usually goes by its alias, “The Rock.”  *cough*

You can choose the name based on many factors, like its size for instance. Men in adult films who have big packages as seen in adult clips and galleries can often make men with small tools insecure. Of course, it is given that the thing between their legs could drive women crazy. That can affect your inspiration when it comes to picking a name for your penis. Do what’s necessary to make you feel proud saying its name out load!

Just in case you’re not creative enough to come up with a name for your penis on own or with the help of a “loved” one, Amazon now sells The Penis Name Book.

Oh, and what a strikingly accurate representation it is — especially once you realize that the Mental Health Practitioner and Patient are one and the same. For other health blogs checkout this blog about nutrichoice4u.com’s 5 tips 😉

A general practitioner or family doctor provides primary care of medical conditions for every type of age, mostly senior and elderly. For them it is important to have a good understanding of their social background and their family situation as well. They can work in many different places, such as Home Care Assistancy as in many houses need a specialist for management of different diseases such as dementia and Parkinson. You can look for information about giving care to your parent’s generation with dementia or other disorders so you will know they will be safe. 

Also they get help from other medical assistants like nurse practitioners, geriatricians, geriatric psychiatric and neurologists.

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