Posts Tagged with "valentines day"

Missing Since Valentine’s Day

February 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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In his defense, he did actually say, “Make me a sammich PLEASE?”

Missing: This Guy.  Presumed Dead.

Lack of Priorities

February 14th, 2013 at 9:17 pm by Mark
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If your Valentine’s Day plans don’t include spending a little “quality time” with your significant other, they’re probably gonna be understandably pissed off…

Priorities: Obviously, this guy has his all messed up.

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Don’t Let This Happen to You!

February 14th, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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They know you’re not a mind reader. That’s why they’ve mentioned what they want over and over and over — and they will tell you that when you come home with nothing!

I hate Valentine’s Day, she said. It’s just an overblown, sexist holiday specifically designed to make men spend money on things they should be doing year-round, she said.

Unsure of What to Get Her For Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2013 at 3:03 pm by Mark
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It’s 3PM, and you haven’t gotten her a Valentine’s Day gift yet? Problem solved!

Tell her you already got her something and have her guess what it is. She'll probably list some things she's been wanting.

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Bacon for Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2013 at 12:49 pm by Michelle
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I have to admit, it was an odd thing to do, and tasted like cardboard…

Because we both hate all that Valentine's Day crap.... Here's some bacon: