Coming soon … unfortunately.

Yes, in no way is this safe for work. Unless, of course, you work in a strip club, where this might be used as a “what not to do when taking off your clothes” instructional video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pujinAWSTjg

This is exactly why testosterone and feminine products should never be mixed.

In my experience, it’s always easier pulling it out than putting it in. This moment, however, was brought to you by none other than… beer.

In the next segment, his wife explains the zucchini… *cough*