The only thing worse than a sore loser is a ridiculously poor winner.

Is it just me, or does this song, The Fox, make Gangnam Style look like it was written by a Nobel Society Genius? It’s like some kind of nightmarishly insane Children’s book come to life with Old MacDonald cosplay, and will certainly make you lose more brain cells than reading Paris Hilton’s Twitter archive. Even Björk looks at these guys says, “You’re f@#$ing weird!”

And since they keep asking the question, I’d just love to tell them, the Fox either barks like the small canine it is, makes up some really horrible news, or says, “Sorry, Ylvis, you’re not my type.”

Thank you. Drive through.

Ya know … Someone should … I just … Oh, nevermind …

Note: Hat-tip to Anita, who is blonde, yet still knows better.

Just … Wow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8C7i9kdEf8

Hat tip to Pinch @ Instapinch.com

At least ten people wish they’d not gone grocery shopping on Saturday, April 14th, 2012 at the Publix on Belle Terre Parkway in Palm Coast, Florida …

This week, the Florida Highway Patrol charged a 76-year-old woman, Thelma Wagenhoffer, with Careless Driving after she drove her 2004 Toyota Camry through the front door of the Publix supermaket on Saturday afternoon. Of the ten people injured, only two were injured seriously, and both are expected to make a full recovery. Hiring the best car accident lawyer is the answer to get the right compensation. On the other hand, lemon laws is the one who helps people in getting financial compensation due to defective cars.

Ten things strike me as miraculously amazing about this story in Florida:

• Not a single person was killed or critically injured!
• Casey Anthony did not make a guest appearance.
• No deer-eating pythons were harmed.
• All PGA Pro Tour golfer’s hands are accounted for.
• Boneless New York Strip Steaks, $8.69 a pound!
• No Cuban liberationists were available for comment.
• There was absolutely no evidence of hanging chad!
• Those damn raccoons.
• Geraldo Rivera’s nose remains unbroken.

And, the number one thing I’m miraculously amazed at:

• No female teachers were arrested for having sexual relationships with underage students.

[ Warning: Graphic video, but again, no deaths or critical injuries. ]

Note: Seriously, watching that baby carriage just before the impact freaked me out until I read a little. I’m just glad that no one was killed, as things definitely could’ve been far, far worse.