What WalMart Thinks of its Customers
January 12th, 2013 at 5:20 pm by MarkTags: california, hippies, walmart
If increased use of soap, toothpaste and deodorant was your New Year’s Resolution, you might be from Berkeley, California…
If increased use of soap, toothpaste and deodorant was your New Year’s Resolution, you might be from Berkeley, California…
Sometimes, there’s nothing more relaxing than sitting naked in a bean-bag chair playing Xbox, eating Doritos and drinking a nice, cold gallon of unsweetened iced tea. God, I hope they let me back in Walmart again…
Even Wal-Mart got in on the act. Of course, the flag has only 11 stripes instead of the usual thirteen… Damn Chinese knock-offs…
Now it’s just a few hours before we celebrate the birth of our nation by going outside and shooting off another incredible Chinese invention: FIREWORKS!
Remember Burns & Allen?
“Say goodnight, Gracie,” says George.
“Goodnight, Gracie!” says Gracie.
Agreed, Walmart can be a frightening place. But every time you see this, remember, that the person taking the photos & video was also there… and that they made a friggin’ Musical of it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM
To be honest, I don’t think any Walmart — save the one in Winchester, KY, which is completely FUBAR — can hold a candle to 3AM at Knoxville’s aptly named Fellini Kroger.