If increased use of soap, toothpaste and deodorant was your New Year’s Resolution, you might be from Berkeley, California…

Sometimes, there’s nothing more relaxing than sitting naked in a bean-bag chair playing Xbox, eating Doritos and drinking a nice, cold gallon of unsweetened iced tea. God, I hope they let me back in Walmart again…

Even Wal-Mart got in on the act. Of course, the flag has only 11 stripes instead of the usual thirteen… Damn Chinese knock-offs…

Now it’s just a few hours before we celebrate the birth of our nation by going outside and shooting off another incredible Chinese invention: FIREWORKS!

Remember Burns & Allen?

“Say goodnight, Gracie,” says George.
“Goodnight, Gracie!” says Gracie.

Agreed, Walmart can be a frightening place. But every time you see this, remember, that the person taking the photos & video was also there… and that they made a friggin’ Musical of it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM

To be honest, I don’t think any Walmart — save the one in Winchester, KY, which is completely FUBAR — can hold a candle to 3AM at Knoxville’s aptly named Fellini Kroger.