Posts Tagged with "walmart"

What WalMart Thinks of its Customers

January 12th, 2013 at 5:20 pm by Mark
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If increased use of soap, toothpaste and deodorant was your New Year’s Resolution, you might be from Berkeley, California…

WalMart: "We're making resolutions easier to keep."

How to Have Fun at Walmart

November 19th, 2012 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, there’s nothing more relaxing than sitting naked in a bean-bag chair playing Xbox, eating Doritos and drinking a nice, cold gallon of unsweetened iced tea. God, I hope they let me back in Walmart again…

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Happy 236th Birthday, USA!

July 4th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark
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Even Wal-Mart got in on the act. Of course, the flag has only 11 stripes instead of the usual thirteen… Damn Chinese knock-offs…

Now it’s just a few hours before we celebrate the birth of our nation by going outside and shooting off another incredible Chinese invention: FIREWORKS!

Taking Instructions Literally: The Walmart Cake

March 19th, 2012 at 12:16 pm by Michelle
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Remember Burns & Allen?

“Say goodnight, Gracie,” says George.
“Goodnight, Gracie!” says Gracie.

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People of Walmart

February 3rd, 2012 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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Agreed, Walmart can be a frightening place. But every time you see this, remember, that the person taking the photos & video was also there… and that they made a friggin’ Musical of it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM

To be honest, I don’t think any Walmart — save the one in Winchester, KY, which is completely FUBAR — can hold a candle to 3AM at Knoxville’s aptly named Fellini Kroger.