Author Archive for Cassie

Ice, Ice, Pastry

March 13th, 2017 at 6:12 pm by Cassie
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These cakes’ll get your party jumpin’ … Fifteen minutes in the oven and they’ll be plumpin’ …

Alternative Names for STI’s

January 16th, 2017 at 7:09 pm by Cassie
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If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

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Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

Two Can Play at This Game

April 18th, 2016 at 1:31 pm by Cassie
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The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…

(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"

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Perhaps She Prefers the Pu… Nevermind

April 20th, 2015 at 5:20 pm by Cassie
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No, no innuendo there.

Periwinkle Jones: "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him. :(  He's ginger & names Tom. Friendly.  Comes when called.  28yrs-old & works in IT.