May 1st, 2014 at 1:05 pm by Novia
Tags: home depot, innuendo, kinky, party, sex
Home Depot apparently has party favors on aisle 15!

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March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia
Tags: insults, penis, slut, women
Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”

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March 16th, 2014 at 7:32 pm by Novia
Tags: disturbed, friends, holidays, sarcasm, special
Just a note to some of my special friends…

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March 16th, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Novia
Tags: chicago, food, gun control, guns, tourism
Guns are illegal in Chicago. Aaand that’s the problem!

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March 12th, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Novia
Tags: cops, granny, gun control, guns
Exactly!

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