May 1st, 2014 at 1:05 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: home depot, innuendo, kinky, party, sex
Home Depot apparently has party favors on aisle 15!
![Home Depot: "Hardware Aisle 15 - Libricants, Rope & Chain, Screws, Tie Downs"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/05/HomeDepotAisle15.jpg?resize=460%2C613&ssl=1)
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March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: insults, penis, slut, women
Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”
![I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/FuckingWhore.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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March 16th, 2014 at 7:32 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: disturbed, friends, holidays, sarcasm, special
Just a note to some of my special friends…
![Today is International Disturbed People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a distrubed friend just like I have done. I don't care if you lick the windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee yourself. You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/YoureFrigginSpecial.jpg?resize=460%2C379&ssl=1)
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March 16th, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chicago, food, gun control, guns, tourism
Guns are illegal in Chicago. Aaand that’s the problem!
![Come to Chicago For the Food. Stay Because You Got Murdered.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/ChicagoComeForTheFood.jpg?resize=460%2C329&ssl=1)
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March 12th, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cops, granny, gun control, guns
Exactly!
![A state trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on Interstate 20, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit. He said got any guns with you ma'am? She said yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse. The trooper said LADY what are you scared of. She said.... NOT A DAMN THING!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/ScaredOfNotADamnThing.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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