Posts Tagged with "facebook"

Too Much Information?

April 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s just too easy…

YOUR PANTS + LAST THING YOU ATE = YOUR APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM NAME.  OP: "Purple Pizza lol"  Commenter 1: "Haha blue taco salad" Commenter 2: No Tuna Salad `o_O^" OP: "So xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not wearing pants?" Commenter 2: "Nope ;-)" OP: "wow awkward!!!" Commenter 3: "Blue biscuit?"  Commenter 2: "It's after 5PM and I'm in my room.  I DO WHAT I WANT! lol"

Hashtags Unfortunately All the Rage

March 15th, 2014 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Oh, you named your child Hashtag? #DoucheyPhrase.

Remember when the # sign came before a number, and not a douchey phrase?  Pepperidge Farm Remembers!

Stock Photos

Photo Comment WIN!

March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark
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It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow."  Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."

Facebook: The Dog Show

February 23rd, 2014 at 7:02 pm by Mark
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Some smart-ass quips deserve a Kelso Award.

Mimi on Facebook: "At the dog show with my mom. Yay!"  Charlie: "Did you win?" BURN!

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Your Facebook Popularity Means Nothing

February 15th, 2014 at 1:06 pm by Anita
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Seriously, you are “so cool” if you get 143 likes when you were taking a selfie in the bathroom at a bar…? No faith in humanity.

Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.