Posts Tagged with "hangover"

May the Fourth Be With You on Cinco de Mayo?

May 5th, 2015 at 5:35 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , , ,

If you opened a fifth on the fourth, you might consider having a Margarita to sedate the hangover…

As May the Fourth gives way to Cinco de Mayo, I present to you: JUAN SOLO

Star Wars Day: May the Fourth Be With You

May 4th, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , ,

As much I am a Star Wars dork, I consider “Revenge of the Fifth” to be the next day or two after opening any given bottle of liquor…

Is Today is "May the 4th Be With You" Does That Mean Tomorrow is Revenge of the 5th?"

Fiverr.com

Drink Too Much For New Years?

January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered
Tags: , , , ,

I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.

When You Get Wine Hangover, It's Called the Grape Depression

Gift Exchange: Not Available for Weekdays

March 18th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Jason
Tags: , , ,

For those poor souls with hangovers today from all the green beer you drank last night? You can’t trade Tuesday for Thursday, either.

I know every day is a gift, but where's the reciept for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday!

Wal-Mart.com USA, LLC

Are You a Problem Solver?

February 3rd, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , ,

I should have slept in ’til noon on this, the most Monday of Mondays.

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in till noon because I'm a problem solver.