Posts Tagged with "milk"

The Walking Dead Channels the Movie Friday

February 9th, 2014 at 10:15 pm by Mark
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Tonight’s return episode of The Walking Dead left a lot of unanswered questions, but had plenty of plot elements to heckle, given that it was based almost entirely around Carl. When Carl began pouring a bowl of cereal, having no milk, I immediately thought of the movie “Friday,” where Craig’s mother said, “Put some water on it. It won’t hurt nothin’.” I couldn’t wait for his father to wake up and yell, “You better put some water on that damn shit!”

And Carl’s little “breakdown” screaming at his comatose father? Well, that just screamed of Smokey’s “mind control over Deebo” …

Carl on The Walking Dead: "When my dad awake, I be quiet. But when he in a coma, I be talkin' again!"

Tip: Jessica, via Facebook

Yo No Soy La Leche…

February 5th, 2014 at 3:13 pm by Mark
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*eyebrow* La Leche de Soya?

What if Soy Milk is just Regular Milk introducing itself in Spanish?

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Spoiled Milk?

June 18th, 2013 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Suggestion: Remember that there’s no sense crying over spilt milk.

Spoiled Milk: "Daddy, I want A PONY!"

WalMart: Where Beer is More Important Than Food

June 16th, 2013 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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Apparently, someone said, “F@#$ it, tomorrow’s Monday,” at WalMart tonight. Of course, I can also remember a time when I might have considered this “one stop shopping.”

Milk, Eggs and Cream Cheese in the Beer Section

I Hate When My Chocolate Milk Turns Into a Tiki God

May 5th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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The Moai of Easter Island are not impressed…

I'm sorry I dropped you. Stop giving me that look!