January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
Tags: bestiality, innuendo, new-zealand, pigs, sex, sheep
A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.
Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”
“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.
January 7th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
Tags: bestiality, innuendo, Santa, sheep
The Holidays are over, Christmas candy is on clearance, and some people just can’t help themselves, can they?
October 27th, 2012 at 7:18 pm by Mark
Tags: gangnam style, humor, music, new-zealand, sheep
But, as usual, they screw it up…
September 18th, 2012 at 5:45 pm by Mark
Tags: apple, arguing, asshats, sheep, zealots
The last two days posts regarding that litigation-crazy fruit company have caused some serious arguments, all of which have no basis in logic or reality. You can read more about this in my forthcoming book, “Why You’re An Idiot: Why ‘Apple is Better Because F#$* You!’ Is Not a Valid Argument.”
September 17th, 2012 at 9:02 pm by Mark
Tags: abortion, apple, bad parenting, contraception, iphone, sheep, think different
Her mother should have been the poster child for the Abortion debate… Or even the birth control debate… I’m jus’ sayin’…